Notes from a class reunion:

 

Conversation:

10 years: Tell everyone how great you are, how much money you make and how happy you are

20 years:  Tell everyone how you’ve bounced back after the layoff / divorce / rehab / all of the above

30 years:  Tell everyone how much happier you are with the second spouse and how great mixed family gets along

Comments:

10 years: Damn, they got fat!

20 years: Damn, they got old!

30 years: Damn, they still look good!

Drinking:

10 years: Party til ya puke

20 years: Only a couple, I don’t bounce back like I used to

30 years: I can’t, it messes up my meds

Male fashion:

10 years: suit and tie

20 years: slacks and golf shirt

30 years: jeans and ‘best’ Hawaiian shirt

Most Overheard Comment:

10 year: “Yeah I remember you! We had____ class with ol’ Mrs….”

20 year: “Didn’t we have a class together?”

30 years: “No, I don’t remember – are you sure you’re at the right reunion? This is the Class of…”

ALL:  “Whatever happened to old ____? Do you still talk to them? How come they never come to these things?”